
The cheese lady at Wegmans today took advantage of a poor sick man outside of his element. Innocent enough, I asked for some parmigian cheese samples for the kids in the cart. The cheese lady then went on to tell me a story about how the Italians give their babies cheese rinds to chew on when they are teething. According to the tale, the cheese soothes their stomachs, and the cheese releases tryptophan, the magic element in turkey that renders many a man helpless to the couch after Thanksgiving dinner. The cheese lady proceeded to place a carton of cheese rinds into my hand for $2.16. How could I resist? I couldn’t.
When we got home, Jack was fussy. Aha, let’s try the cheese rinds! In his swing, we have him a cheese rind to chew on. Let the cheese work its magic!
Twenty minutes later, he had hives around his mouth and stunk like a butt. So much for the Italians and their stinky cheese. Thanks cheese lady!


























